Who sells you, for the longest price,

Horses, a dealer in a trice

Would find unsound, and full of vice?

Your Friend!

Who eats your dinners, then looks shrewd,

Wishes you had a cook like Ude,[24]

For then, much oft’ner would intrude—

Your Friend.

Who tells you that you’ve shocking wine,

And owns that, though his port’s not fine,