What is’t can soothe his client’s woe,

And make him quite forget John Doe,

Nor think on Mister Richard Roe?

The Paper.

What is’t absorbs the wealthy Cit,

The half-pay Sub, the fool, the wit,

The toothless Aunt, the forward Chit—

The Paper.

What is’t informs the country round,

What’s stol’n or stray’d, what’s lost or found,