The Topical Times, September 13, 1884.

The parody of “A Psalm of Life,” entitled “The Maiden’s Dream of Life,” which was quoted on page 64, Part IV., of Parodies, was copied from a Washington (U.S.) newspaper, dated December, 1871. The idea of this parody had evidently been borrowed from one contained in a small volume by Phœbe Carey, entitled “Poems and Parodies.” The borrower made some verbal alterations, which were by no means improvements on Miss Carey’s parody, which is decidedly the better of the two:—

A Psalm of Life.
(What the Heart of the Young Woman said
to the Old Maid
).

Tell me not, in idle jingle,

Marriage is an empty dream,

For the girl is dead that’s single,

And things are not what they seem.

Married life is real, earnest,

Single blessedness a fib;