Why at my church do I select a pew,

Commanding always one particular view

Alas! I fear it is to look at you

The Curate.

When do I shun the theatre or the ball,

For spinsters’ tea that’s weak, and talk that’s small

’Tis when I think it probable you’ll call

Our Curate.

Why, by my hands, industriously were tied

The holly wreaths in church at Christmas-tide?