But save our lives. ’Tis this experience

That makes so many take the Turkish Bath;

For who would bear the whips and stings of pain,

The consumptive’s cough, the fat man’s obesity,

The pangs of dyspepsia, or Bright’s disease,

The torturings of asthma, or the woes

That Alcohol upon the inebriate brings,

When he himself might his deliverance take

With a bare body? Who would rheumatism bear,

And grunt and groan under a weary life?