I wrote a pamphlet t’other day;

It fell still-born in the usual way;

For the public knew ’twas the old, old tale,

And they thought it just a wee bit stale.

I wrote an article in a “mag,”

And it made its circulation flag;

For the readers knew ’twas my only work

To speak about th’ unspeakable Turk!

Not long after my spirits sunk,

For I found the pamphlet lining a trunk;