When we would shuffle off our mortal score,

Must give us pause. There’s the respect

That makes sobriety of so long date;

For who could bear to hear the glasses ring

In concert clear—the chairman’s ready toast,

The pops of out-drawn corks—the “hip hurrah!”

The eloquence of claret—and the songs

Which often through the noisy revel break,

When a man might his quietus make

With a full bottle? Who would sober be,