Oh! did I bear a whip, ’twould be no crime

To work the oppressor’s wrong. For who would bear

The pangs of flea-bit nose, what people say

The insolence of scoffers, and the turns

Which, all impatient, through the night he takes,

When he himself could his quietus make

Could he but catch his foe? Who would bear

Candles, and sweat under a weary search,

And set, perhaps, the bed-clothes in a blaze,

And thereby haply reach that burn from which