To be, in short, a martyr to yourself,

Or victim of your ungentility?

Or be gallant, and, for a lady’s sake,

Deny yourself the pleasure of these woes;

Gracefully—that is, if gracefully you can,

Spite of aforesaid hindrances—yield

Your inside station to a fairer fare,

Removing to the knifeboard, there to be

The prey of downright, but more wholesome ills—

The heav’n-sent rain—not tepid drops