Themselves their comfort, ease, and health obtain

By vowing they will never shave again?

But ’tis the dread of ridicule and scorn

Makes the foul fashion easy to be borne.

Thus custom of us all doth cowards make,

And for this savage custom, then, we take

The trouble and the pains our chins to mow,

Because it is the fashion to do so.

But thus our chins will soon no more, I hope,

Be lather’d o’er with the pale suds of soap.