In this regard are turned all ways awry,

And lose the name of cravat!

From Fugitive Verse and Prose,
by John Peter Roberdeau. Chichester, 1803.

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SOME PARODIES ON THE MARRIAGE QUESTION.

The Bachelor’s Soliloquy.
In Imitation of a celebrated Speech.

To wed, or not to wed—That is the question:

Whether ’tis happier in the mind to stifle

The heats and tumults of outrageous passion,

Or with some prudent fair in solemn contract