To drill and dress under a martinet?

But that the dread of something after marriage,

That knot indissoluble, from whose noose

No sufferer can be freed, puzzles the will,

And makes us rather bear our own mishaps,

Than fly to others that a wife would bring!

For women do make noodles of us all;

And thus, the bare design of a flirtation

Is strangled by the terror of a match,

And many a pleasant and free hearted youth,