All on a summer’s day;

The ice it broke—they all fell in—

The rest they ran away.

Now had these children staid at home,

And slid upon dry ground;

They broken necks had had, perchance,

But never had been drown’d.

However the whole burlesque is so good that it will be republished complete in this collection; for the present it will be sufficient to quote the parody of the Soliloquy, which is in rhyme:—

Song, Hamlet.—Tune, “Here we go up, up, up.”

When a man becomes tired of his life,