Or the length of a chancery suit?

Or who would bear fardels, and take

Kicks, cuffs, frowns, and many an odd thing,

When he might his own quietus make,

And end all his cares with a bodkin?

Ri-tol-de-rol, etc.

Truly, death is a fine thing to talk of,

But I’ll leave to men of more learning;

For my own part, I’ve no wish to walk off,

For I find there’s no chance of returning.—