Avoid all so-called “beautifying,” dear.

Oh, it offends me to the soul to hear,

The things that men among themselves will say

Of some soi-disant beauty of the day,

Whose face, when with cosmetics she has cloyed it,

Out-Rachel’s Rachel! Pray you, girls, avoid it!

Neither be ye too tame, but, ere you go,

Provide yourselves with sprigs of mistletoe,

Offer them coyly to the Roman herd,

But don’t you “suit the action to the word,”