And then my client doomed to durance vile.

Then rose the readers of The Englishman,

And cried throughout the land with one accord,

“Appeal to Parliament!”

On that hint I spake—

They loved me for my notoriety,

And I loved them since it did profit me—

Therefore unto this Senate I appeal,

That my lost client should at once be free!

Funny Folks, May 8, 1875.