As through the crowd on village green,

There passed a youth, who once or twice

Said, as he stopped to eat an ice,

Excelsior!

“Climb not the pole,” an old man said,

“The grease will spoil your trousers, Ned;”

With upward glance the youth replied,

“The mutton at the top is tied.”

Excelsior!

“O stay,” a maiden said, and sighed,