Just then, X 20, on his track,

Stopp’d short the youth’s career, alack!

In vain he pleads, “This isn’t fair!”

X 20 takes him you know where.

What roads!

There in the Court with face quite ruddy

He urges that, “The roads were muddy.”

Vain hope! The Chairman with a sob,

Murmur’d serenely, “Fined Five Bob!

“What roads!”