Melancholy Jaques on the Dude.

A dude—a dude! I met a dude i’ the avenue;

A silly dude;—a most conceited blockhead!—

As I do live by toil, I met a dude,

Who sucked his cane, and basked him in the sun,

And ogled all the ladies with his grin;

With good broad grin, and yet a silly dude.

“Good morrow, dude,” quoth I. “No, sir,” quoth he.

“Call me not dude till I have put on corsets;”

And then he drew an eye-glass from his poke,