His acts being seven ages. At first the Freshman,

Stumbling and stuttering in his tutor’s rooms.

And then the aspiring Classman, with his white tie

And shy desponding face creeping along

Unwilling to the schools. Then, at the Union,

Spouting like fury, with some woeful twaddle

Upon the “Crisis.” Then a Billiard-player,

Full of strange oaths, a keen and cunning card

Clever in cannons, sudden and quick in hazards,

Seeking a billiard reputation