Churchill. A very good piece of work, I assure you, and a merry. Now, good Salisbury, call forth your actors by the scroll. Masters, spread yourselves.

Salisbury. Answer as I call you: Randolph Churchill, the “Woodstock Wonder” and “Champion of the Universe.”

Churchill. Ready! Name the part I set myself down for, and proceed.

Salisbury. You, Randolph Churchill, are set down as Secretary for India.

Churchill. What is Secretary for India?—a statesman or a fool?

Salisbury. A statesman that spends himself most loyally for the State.

Churchill. That will require some brains in the true performance of it. If I do it, let the country look to’t. I will move storms; I will be wise in some measure. To the rest—Yet my chief humour is for a fool. I could play a fool rarely, or a part to tear a cat in, to make all split.

The raging Rads

Are blackguardly cads,

With lots of fads,