Who was it to the chemist’s ran full gallop,

To get a penny dose of salts and jalap?

And when I’ve seen you, after dining out,

When you’ve made free at some hot drinking bout,

Have I not always been extremely willing

To give for soda-water my last shilling?

And you’ll take out my tooth? If you will, come,

I’ll not resist, here is my tooth, by gum!

Hubert.

Young boy, I’ve sworn to do it—do not flinch,