But I said as I read, “Here’s a lesson for me;

This man’s, but a picture of what I might be.

Were it not for the care of my friends in my breeding,

I might have to make ‘Specials’ for newspaper reading.”

Funny Folks.


The Czar he Leads a Jolly Life.

’Tis the voice of the Czar, don’t you hear him complain?

“They’ve been trying to blow up my palace again!

Now matters are really getting too bad;