For he whooped, and he raved, and he ranted;—
You see he’s so pepp’ry and Scotch.
Still, the scene that ensued
Was uncommonly grand,
For the floor it was strewed,
Like the leaves on the strand,
With the facts that Ben D—— had been hiding,
The facts “He did well understand.”
For his head, which is long,
Contained facts by the score;