Or a knot of young roughs, whose right place were the cage,

Of their hustling and horse-play well-earning the wage,

Are not pleasant election-time sights.

If we’d been born Ducks, we might dabble in mud;

Or Dogs, we might snarl till it ended in blood;

But we claim to be rational creatures;

And Dizzy and Gladstone, and such pretty names,

We ought to know better than fling, to our shames,

Like mud, in each other’s flushed features.

Not a harsh thing Blues do, or a hard thing Buffs say,