Thousands ’tis true the course have run,

Which reason would have bid them shun:

’Tis common sense and good in law,

To furnish brick we should have straw.

But by the mystic code of schools

There’s neither straw allowed nor tools;

And years of pain, and learning’s stock,

Begin and end in Hic, haec, hoc!

What charms are there, in sense or sound

Of such intrinsic merit found,