Exposing all the ways and phizzes
Of “wags, and oddities and quizzes,”
That Shuter’s self might heave his head
From drunken snoozes, on a bed
Of pot-house benches sprawl’d, and hear
Such laughing songs as won the ear
Of all the town, his slip to cover,
Whene’er he met ’em half-seas over.
Freaks like these if thou canst give,
Fun, with thee I wish to live.