Sober, steadfast, and demure,

Clad in a coat of clumsy size,

Of double drab or knotted frieze,

O’er which is drawn the warm surtout

With flourish’d girdle bound about;

Thy vacant forehead broad and fat,

Shadow’d beneath the round-cropp’d hat.

Sweet power of Thistle-whipping, hail!

Whom in a solitary vale

To prone-eyed Dulness long of yore