Facetious Mrs. Glass, who recommends
That you should catch your hare ere you do cook it.
And Francatelli; who hath done a book
As well as I; and Doctor Kitchiner,
Oracular professor of his art.
And Captain Cook, who found out foreign roots,
(Though not by nature, yet a Cook by name).
And T. P. Cooke, who says “Avast! belay!”
Whilst in the sailor’s locker there’s a shot
No swab shall starve whilst these great cooks exist