Life is earnest, life is real,

In our Fleet Street and the Strand;

Many an honest heart and leal

Shall be moved by laughter’s wand.

“Sweet enjoyment and no damper”—

Motto fit for every grade,

[If my friends send me a hamper,

Let them mark it “Carriage paid.”]

Hearts which long with hope were beating

Now shall flock to Drury Lane,