Write of Earls that gaily sin,
Write of Governesses—that’ll
Bring the sweet subscribers in!
Lives of Great Highwaymen show it,
How to make our tales sublime;
Bother sense and grammar. Go it—
Give us something new in Crime
Crimes that ne’er, perchance, another,
As he reached his volume’s end,
Dreamed of—give us these my brother,