Into the Oyster Land!

To you, ye nameless regions

Of Native worth. Delicious daily visions

Of some Ostrealia, beautiful and bland.

Where at the bar a man might stand,

Gulping cheap bivalve beauties

Down, in the Oyster Land.

O Land! O Land!

No longer hopeful joy stirs

Within my bosom. Rubbish, tinned and potted,