For England hates thee, she’s so proud;”

But a voice answered, “I’m quite cowed,”

Ye poor Mahdi!

“Stay,” cried an angry Custom’s Clerk,

“You pay £5 to leave this barque;

And if you don’t, why we shall paste

On H.M.S. right round your waist”—

Ye poor Mahdi!

Beware, ye girls of Kensington,

Beware that man called “Number One.”