Soon as a “distinguished stranger,”

He will gaze down on the Commons—

Gaze upon his friends and patrons—

While beside him Shepstone Junior,

Meekly nameth each one thusly,

In a sort of Zulu-English;

Yonder sits the aged chieftain,

Gran-dole-man-o, whom the To-rees—

Wicked race, who love their country!—

Liken to the eel that wriggleth.