With eyelids heavy and red, with fingers inky and chill,

A student sat in his lodgings alone, plying his weary quill—

Scratch! scratch! scratch! ’mid translations, and cribs, and crams,

And still, in a croak no crow could match, he sang this “Song of Exams”:—

“Work! work! work! while the cock is crowing aloof,

And work! work! work! while the cats serenade on the roof;

It’s oh! to be a slave with the most unspeakable Turk,

Who neither professors nor colleges has, if this is Christian work.

“Work! work! work! till the head begins to swim;

And work! work! work! till the eyes are heavy and dim—