In my trousers and my vest; then I opened up the door,

And I muttered as I took it and shut to my bedroom door—

“Oh, that shavin’, what a bore!”

While inwardly I cursed—thus my feelings I disbursed—

I set about to rummage and to busily explore;

But I couldn’t find the strop, and someone had nailed the soap,

Which completely put a stop to my shavin’—horrid bore!

And my razor, too, was blunter than it ever was before—

Than it ever was before!

As I rushed about half raving, I bethought me of this shaving,