“Vainly was I bending, crooking, and with both my eyes a-looking,

Looking for my lost spondulic, like the Pleiad lost of yore;

Looking for the well-chewn fragment which I lost the night before;

Only this, and nothing more.”

“Spuds,” quoth I, “for thee I pineth,

Gone to where the woodbine twineth;

Gone, departed, doomed, and fated,

Gone to fragments dessicated;

Gone, as I’ve already stated,

Where thy worth no longer shineth,