That a member so pig-headed never had been known before,

Never would be evermore.

‘‘Far too “narrer” is this measure,’ quoth he, slowly, at his leisure;

‘Yes, it’s very much too “narrer!”’ then he went its clauses o’er;

Turn’d it inside out, and twisted its provisions, as he listed;

While his friend Parnell assisted—helped this most portentous bore;

Backed him up, and often prompted this unmitigated bore;

Who kept speaking evermore!

“Presently my wrath grew stronger, hesitating then no longer,

‘Sir!’ I said, ‘you’re not in order; keep in order, I implore!