In the name of Ewart Gladstone, whose finance I did adore,

Tell me, here with debt so laden, if, before I go to Aidenn,

I shall ever make a Budget with a Surplus, as of yore?

Shall I e’er announce a Surplus from my place upon the floor?”

Quoth the Surplus: “Nevermore!”

“Be that word our sign of parting, cruel thing!” I cried, upstarting;

“Get thee back to Mr. Gladstone, who created thee of yore;

Go, and leave behind no token of the words that thou hast spoken;

Leave my vigil here unbroken, quit my Budget on the floor!

Take thy figure off my Budget, lying there upon the floor.”