Name the Naiad-name Pactolian! Digger, I adjure thee, speak!”

Quoth the digger, “Quart Pot Creek.”

Oh, Pol! Edepol! Mecastor! Oh, most luckless poetaster!

I went home a trifle faster, in a twitter of a pique;

For we cannot help agreeing that no living rhyming being

Ever yet was cursed with seeing, in his poem for the week,

Brook or river made immortal in his poem for the week,

With such a name as “Quart Pot Creek!”

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But the river, never minding, still is winding, still is winding,