“Never open wide your door any more.”

And I murmured, “Nevermore!”


The Drama Despondent!
(A Poe-etical Parody.)

As one evening in my study, seated by the firelight ruddy,

I was busily absorbing portions of dramatic lore,

Suddenly I heard a creaking, as of some one slyly sneaking

(Setting both the hinges squeaking), sneaking through my study door.

And I murmured, sotto voce, “Who’s that fiddling with the door?

Doubtless some unwelcome bore!”