A Satellite Ladies mistrust,

To the skin she is terribly tryin’,

And makes one’s complexion like dust.

Red, freckled, or dingy as dust—

Nay, tanned like the tawny-maned Lion.”

“What nonsense!” cried I, in disgust.

Sukey sobbed, “You’re unjust, you’re unjust!

And carry a moonshade I must!”

Then I melted, and tried to look pleasant,

And tempted her out ’neath the moon!