“Its no use, young woman, I’m bound to go—

Upards!"

Said a cute old cove, “Young man, take care,

There’s a rotten old pine-tree fix’d up there;

Sure as eggs is eggs it will fall on your head,”

The young man only wink’d and said—

Upards!

Next morning at the break of day,

A Shaker chanced to pass that way,

And thought he heard the voice of a coon,