And out of tune,

In a senseless, vain appealing to the mercy of the man,

In a vain expostulation with the deaf and grasping man.

Screaming man, man, man,

Make them smaller if you can,

And our sensible endeavour

Shall be never, never, never,

To pay the greasy, red-faced loon.

Oh, the bills, bills, bills,

What a cup their total fills,