The long lines, lines, lines,

Of fours and noughts, and nines,

And the terrifying total—which, as it is, my heart so thrills—

Of the bills, bills, bills, bills,

Bills, bills, bills—

Oh, the flurry and the worry of the bills!

II.

Here are two most lengthy bills—

Bonnet bills!

What a world of foolish details, to be sure, their columns fills!