To look ghastly pale and shudder, every man and every “brudder”

Feels that nothing can be equal to The Bells!

Bells! Bells! Bells! Bells!

Too horrified to cheer,

Folk will testify by fear

How appalled they are by Irving in The Bells;

While great beads of perspiration will appear,

For in conscience-stricken terrors he excels!

Gloomy Bells!

Pit and gallery will glory in the weird and frightful story,