And wrote me when she ran away:

“With such a fool I cannot stay?”—

My Wife.

Who stuck to me through thick and thin,

Then drew a bill and let me in,

Exclaiming: “What an ass you’ve been?”—

My Friend.

Who filled with tears my sorrow’s cup,

By crying, as she went to sup:

“Here, p’leesman, lock this blackguard up?”—