Between the husband and the wife,

And so embittered all our life?

My Mother-in-law.

Who never let a quarrel flag,

Whose tongue was ne’er too tired to wag,

Who taught her daughter how to nag?

My Mother-in-law.

Whom would I fain, ah! fain beguile

To some far distant Sandwich Isle?[21]

That infamous old crocodile,