Another’s already prepared,

Then don’t let your money be spared.

I hate in my price to be stinted—

’Tis such—it will baffle all wit,

’Tis such that no burlesque can hit;

’Tis such so sublime and so grand—

The critics will not understand.

And I long—ah, I long now to show ’em,

The charms of my forthcoming Poem.

From Accepted Addresses, or Præmium Poetarum.
London, Thomas Tegg, 1813.