Of “Warren,” “Warren,” to the sky,

And “Thwackum” to the stocks.

Oh! for a blast of that tin horn,

Through London streets by newsmen borne,

That tells the wondering host

How murder, rape, or treason dread,

Deftly concocted, may be read

In Courier, Times, or Post;

Then in dramatic verse and prose,

The martial muse should tell